Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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