She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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