if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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