never play flip cup with pint glasses
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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