this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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