So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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