yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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