Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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