Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We talked him into tasing himself.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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