We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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