Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
