grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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