My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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