Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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