If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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