Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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