i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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