she smelled like a LAN party
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
