would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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