whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
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I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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