He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
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I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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