we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
