He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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