Are we in a gay sports bar?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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