i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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