If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
The air taste purple.
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