So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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