The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
