Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean