And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.