did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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