Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I love you.
Bad choice
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