i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Apparently you make a good broom.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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