1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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