got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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