Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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