they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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