So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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