we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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