the new term for farting is butt boxing.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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