No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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