oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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