Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
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I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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