I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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