They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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