I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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