I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
