I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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