I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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