i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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