In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
another moral hangover. fuck.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
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