Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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