The maid of honor just puked.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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