wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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