i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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You're like the curious george of whores
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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