am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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